Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

1. I most certainly am not sitting on my couch in waynes tshirt and boxers debating whether or not i want to be on time to pick up my son from summer school or whether I want to wait 3o minutes and not have to sit in traffic...
2. I most certainly am not debating whether or not i will change my clothes or put a BRA and shoes on my feet before i go pick him up....ya know since i am not required to get out of the car anyway... ughhhh
3. I absolutely positively have NOT butted my nose in my daughters personal life this week at all!
4. I absolutely did not CHEER when she was dissappointed this week by someone I DO NOT LIKE and WILL NEVER LIKE...because said person is an idiot and they proved themselves and i really truly did not want to say I told you so - so instead I gave a her a high five for telling that person off! :)
   
5. I did not wait 6 weeks to go do a real grocery trip and then spend $254 and 3 hours in walmart with two bitchy teenage girls who had not been to sleep in 36 hours...what fun what fun NOT....
6. I did not avoid my mothers phone calls all weekend long...becuase I just could not take talking to her....she is making me crazy these days....
7. I do not have my mother on speaker phone right now while I am typing this post....saying uh huhh and giving the appropriate responses where necessary - I do not have any idea what she is talking about...at this moment she is rambling about my mother in law...waynes stepmom....blah blah blah blah blah...
8. We (family of 5) absolutely did not drink 3 whole gallons of sweet tea yesterday!
9. I have been swimming in my pool every single day since we put it up...NOT...i aint got time for that....
10. I did NOT let my laundry get so far behind that you have to step over it to get into my bedroom and my husband absolutely does NOT hate it and absolutely does not bitch about it every single day....
11. I did not take a break from this post and go pick up Austin only to find that HIGH SCHOOL summer school started today and the dadgum carpool line was 1 1/2 back from the school ON MY END...and i was at the end... i guess tomorrow i am going at 2 pm not 2:30...
12. I did NOT let Wayne put my pomeranian in the pool to see if he could swim....
13. I did not stay up with the girls until 4 am this morning only to find that my butt is WAY TOO old to stay up that late...I cant do 4 am anymore....
14. I absolutely did not call in sick this morning because i felt sick to my stomach (probly cause i stayed up till 4 am) on one of the 2 days I work in the office for only 3 hours...nope not me....
15. I did NOT find that I had spent 254 on groceries at walmart to get home unpack it all and realize that i had forgotten eggs milk and butter...grrrrrrrrrr 3 STAPLES in my house....

Wow that list was long.....What did you NOT do this week?